Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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