Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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