I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I just googled if crying burns calories
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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