dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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