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The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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