I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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