Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
