You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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