we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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