i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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