i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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