after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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