the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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