i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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