Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It's never too late to be topless.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
