At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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