Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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