just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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