That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just had sex bonerless
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I need a hoe opinion
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