Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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