You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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