Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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