): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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