Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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