she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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