So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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