he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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