Yo dont text me then not text me
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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