I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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