im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Randomize
