How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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