it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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