Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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