You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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