I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you never un-have a 4some
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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