i need an iv and a liver transplant
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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