Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This is the high leading the old right now
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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