nut hugger
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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