Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
two words: eviction party
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
