CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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