i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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