what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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