I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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