Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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