stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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