please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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