Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
