dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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