He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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