How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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