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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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