Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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